Wednesday, August 14, 2013

Irrational Fears

  1. Having a straw in my mouth while driving, then getting into an accident and the straw going through the roof of my mouth.
  2. Gremlins hiding between stair steps waiting to grab my ankles with their boney claws.
  3. Chicken on the bone or biting into a fatty/veinous piece of meat.
  4. Monsters being in the toilet when I sit down, enough said.
  5. Monsters grabbing my ankles from under the bed as I get into bed 
  6. Opening a plastic container with a foil topper - those things spit at you!


4 comments:

Aaron Smyth said...

You are a brave woman to soldier on in the face of such terrifying adversity.

Natalie Blair said...

Oh my... the straw and the monster under your bed thing scares the bajeezus out of me too!

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Lisa said...

I sure hope you then make your own baby food someday--because the food spitting at you happens to me everyday. And I so remember your chicken fear. LOL.

Shayla said...

This made me laugh out loud! I love being your friend. :)